“I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.”—Neil Gaiman (via worldwarlove)
If you cut me, I do not bleed. What runs through my veins is not blood. What runs through my veins is pictures of food and babes. What runs through my veins is giant robots, and some semi-liquid sludge made out of apathy and wasted potential.