Die Cis Scum. Was ist eine Cis Scum?
pretty wild that coke is giving away a shipping container full of dragon dildos suspended in expired mayonnaise but I guess they can pretty much do what they like at this point
|—||Neil Gaiman (via worldwarlove)|
mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected
MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED
ITS A FUCKING IKEA ADVERT BUT JUST WATCH IT
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IKEA
I JUST BEAT OFF.
AND IT WAS FANTASTIC.
it’s a game omfg
i mean, yeah, it can be a game if you want it to