you have that absolutely correct

grimelords:

pretty wild that coke is giving away a shipping container full of dragon dildos suspended in expired mayonnaise but I guess they can pretty much do what they like at this point

pretty wild that coke is giving away a shipping container full of dragon dildos suspended in expired mayonnaise but I guess they can pretty much do what they like at this point

nutastic:

A present for my new followers. Based on this image.

I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. She told me, “There’s no masturbation in the DC Universe.” To which my reaction was, “Well that explains a lot about the DC Universe.

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—	Neil Gaiman (via worldwarlove)

veggietalesyaoi:

veggietalesyaoi:

mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected

MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED

The fantastic mr. Fox concept art by Chris Appelhans

itsyoure:

yunuen:

ishimaruu:

ITS A FUCKING IKEA ADVERT BUT JUST WATCH IT

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IKEA

freeskywarp:

duckbats:

freeskywarp:

duckbats:

I JUST BEAT OFF.

AND IT WAS FANTASTIC.

uh

okay?

it’s a game omfg

i mean, yeah, it can be a game if you want it to

bryko:

bryko:

how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce

egobus:

dionysus and apollo have quickly become two of my favourite greek gods

so I looked them up and I found my new favourite picture

look at their faces

look at how fucking drunk dionysus is

look at apollo

look at his face

so judgmental

i love it